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Hope all your friends and enemies behave better this year.
Melissa should resolve to remember who she sleeps with tonight.
Brian should resolve to not start another Twitter account or tumblr.
We all should resolve to stop doing flash mobs.
Marshall should resolve to tweet more and eat less.
Lindsay Lohan should resolve to make another Herbie movie.
Santa should resolve to stay the hell off my roof. My insurance doesn’t cover that crap.
Andrew should to resolve to get quoted on Douchey Account Guy.
Why make your own New Year’s resolutions, when you can set one for someone else?
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